Saturday, January 28, 2006

Big and Rich

Conversation between mother and son…

Mom – Son, you can help with dishes tonight.

Son – Aw mom, that’s just gross! All that icky food on there and stuff…

Mom – Son when you grow up, you’re going to have to have a job that will afford a full staff to help take care of your house or you’ll have to marry someone with enough money to afford those things.

Son – What’s a job that makes that much?

Mom – Well your little girlfriend “B” wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up, that might make enough.

Son – But how does not eating meat make you lots of money?